Can you Relate?

So: It's Okay to Be a Whore, but You Have to Go to Another Country. Questions?
Bimbette #1: Cancun is just a place for girls to go to on Spring break and be the whores that they really are.
Bimbette #2: Oh my God, I know! We should go there next year!
Bimbette #1: Totally!

--45th St & 5th Ave

Overheard by: Twiggy
via Overheard in New York, Nov 9, 2006

Public Service Announcement

NEWSBREAK!... No longer BYOB!

Breaking news, Fordham community, hold onto your fourties.... the Mecican BYOB that we have all come to love and abuse so tenderly, is no longer BYOB! It is now a normal restaurant, with a measly liquor license, and not the "its your birthday-everyone bring something-your puke will look like quacamole and wine later" establishment that many of us have called home. Although the food is as good as ever, and the spanish soap opera station punctures your conversation as always, this Fordham spot has changed forever.

So I invite you all to take a moment of silence, and try to remember (if you can't, that's completely normal) the best night you had there.

Instead, we, the fordham students may now have to delve into the basement of Pugsly's in search for our next new nook to share in blissful and fancy free celebrations.

NSO

New Student Orientation ,take 2, was a great success. Those coordinators sure did kick some freshmen's ass! The day was filled with some entertaining snobby freshmeat chicas (who won't last long at FU with their attitude), some not tooo shabby attractive freshman boy prospects, some great joy riding on the go carts.. i mean golf carts, and some fire-extinguished fajita plates to top it all off.

I would like to offer congratulations to Mo for not cutting off her feet after wearing 3 inch heals all day, to Molly for looking dam fine all day even while beting very overwhelmed, to Brendan for offering to deliver Steph's child after a long day at work, and to Stephen for revealing my favorite part of the whole day- the icecream.

Suggestions for the next day and upcoming Orientation events.... make some one in charge of taking pictures... i guess of the freshamn, but more importantly of the coordinators and leaders. It could be funny. It would be comical to create a picture log of how happy everyone is at 8 am, 12 pm, and then again at 5 pm. You could make a poster of like "Meet" the leaders for orientation and have stupid pictures of everyone.

A Year in Review

September: Back to school
November: Football- wow, is that even possible to be that bad?
November-January: Global warming
April: Yellowcard, sucks. Some kid climbs a pole in the under-the-tent dance.
May: Summertime

Fordham Students- Proudly Screaming "FU!" Since 1841

What better way to begin such an innovative and necessay blog about Fordham then to display our Fight Song as the first posting. sing along everyone (you'll catch on quickly):

FU, FU FU FU, FU, FU, FU FU FU FU, FU, FU !

(Some of my own lyrics)

We're the students of this All American School.

We come from cities near and far.

We've got EastCoast kids, Gatti ones and snobs.

We're all for one, we're one for all, we go to Fordham!

Each one stands, their beers raised proudly high,

Their motto "Drink or Die".

They're not the ones to refuse a Pugsly's Pie.

We're the members of this bubble in the Bronx.

We use the D Train to get uptown.

We like to volunteer, facebook, and drink.

We're all for one, we're one for all, we go to Fordham!